ROTBTD SPN AU: Because You’re Skinny
This is supposed to be Hiccup trying to smooth talk Mer into giving him information but y’know he naturally just fails really bad.
Also I have this headcanon that (Good)Ruby!Mer is really fiery and out-spoken and sarcastic and Sam!Hic is just so witty and sassy and such a smart-ass at times (so they’re basically themselves ok) and that’s how they appear to the one another at first but then they get to warm up to each other mid-way through the season 3 plotline, their relationship just elevates to being really close and opening up to each other and depending one another for support and doing everything for them and oh my goodness
cause really if you think about it, ruby was to sam what cas is to dean. (in a weird demented twisted way but yes… just go with it here)